dear lady who hates me,
i did it. it was me. not the other guys. i just couldn't resist the juiciness of the pumpkins, and your flowers were the perfect place to bury my nuts. i will miss running on your window ledge early in the morning and making the choking noises outside your living room.
please don't forget me.
-the squirrelly one
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i swear i didn't kill him! i discovered him on the sidewalk near my house as a friend and were walking around the neighborhood.
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