The Stinkin' Snake

Remember the cute Sponge Bob kid from the other day? Here's another one that happened this week with him.

Every Wednesday, we have all school chapel. This year's theme is Luke 10:27, "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your strength, and with all your mind. And love your neighbor as yourself." This past week, the principal wanted us to practice one way of loving your neighbor...getting to know them. So each class sat in a circle and asked questions that the principal had put on the overhead. When each class was finished, the principal chose one child from each class to report one new thing that they learned about someone. John, my child that can remember ANYTHING including big words that most children can't pronounce, raises his hand and says, "Torey has a pet snake." (Torey is the sponge bob kid from below). The following is the conversation that then took place between Torey and the principal in front of the entire school.
Torey: I have pet fish too.
Principal: You don't feed the fish to the snake, do you?
Torey: No, I feed the fish. My daddy feeds the snake.
Principal: What do you feed it?
Torey: Mice. I don't feed that stinkin' snake.

At this point the principal and I are dying with laughter!